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99.9% Quality

May 12, 2007

If everyone achieved 99.9% quality, according to Insight Syncrude Canada Ltd., this is what could happen:
  • Two plane landings daily at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago would be unsafe.
  • The IRS would lose two million documents this year.
  • 22,000 checks would be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes.
  • 1,314 phone calls would be misplaced every minute.
  • 12 babies would be given to the wrong parents each day.
  • 268,500 defective tires would be shipped this year.
  • 103,208 income tax returns would be processed incorrectly this year.
  • 2,488,200 books with the wrong cover would be shipped in the next 12 months.
  • 5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months would be flatter than a bad tire.
  • 3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal would be missing one of the three sections.
  • 18,322 pieces of mail would be mishandled in the next hour.
  • 880,000 credit cards in circulation would turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.
  • 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions would be written in the next 12 months.
  • 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes would be shipped this year.
  • 107 incorrect medical procedures would be performed by the end of the day today.

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